He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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