Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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