I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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