Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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