new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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