how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
