Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize