Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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