The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
