I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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