So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
