you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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