Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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