I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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