there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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