We won't sleep together?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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