do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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