His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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