David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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