dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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