You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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