new low.... made out with someone while peeing
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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