in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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