How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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