didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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