so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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