Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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