My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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