We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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