Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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