it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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