Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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