I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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