hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
