You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also, beer. Big fan.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Randomize
