You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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