guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
