My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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