69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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