butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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