I'm going to jail i love you
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
