I CAN MOONWALK!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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