Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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