If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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