Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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