I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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