It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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