I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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