first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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