I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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