He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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