why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
