how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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