Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Pooping to opera.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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