google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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