Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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