He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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