Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
